On the 9th anniversary of Google getting of the ground I’ve decided to step out from behind the curtain for five minutes and provide perspective.
Everyday since ’99 the problem has grown. With purpose… With good intent… quietly…. With overwhelming energy. A phenomenon.
Then THWAAAP, it bitch slaps you.
Doesn’t that suck? The invisible enemy. Constantly moving through the tunnels beneath your feet. More aware. With growing ranks. Positive, smiling executioners. All prospering together.
It’s to the point where some can’t qualify. Eaten alive. The energy to much. Cowering in the corner. Talking to themselves. You know the type.
“Loud as a motorbike, but wouldn’t bust a grape in a fruit fight.”
Laugh. Be that person. Paranoia sucks.
Vague references. Fake façade. Bullshit. I don’t have time for it. I just took five minutes to try and…
I SUCK AT IT.
Repeat with me, “I’ve got 99 problems, being a bitch ain’t one“.
Now, that was entertaining. Click your heels Dorothy.
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Author comment by Kevin Quillen | September 27, 2007 at 8:32 pm
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A wise man told me don’t argue with fools
Cause people from a distance can’t tell who is who
So stop with that childish crap, moron I’m grown
Please leave it alone – don’t throw rocks at the throne
Do not bark up that tree, that tree will fall on you
I don’t know why your advisors ain’t forewarn you
Please, not Jay, he’s, not for play
I don’t slack a minute, all that chest beatin’ and gimmicks
I will end it, all that yappin be finished
You are not deep, you made your bed now sleep
Don’t make me expose you to them folks that don’t know you
Fool I know you well, all the stolen jew-els
Twinkletoes you breakin my heart
You can’t mess with me – go play somewhere, I’m busy
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