The sleepy town of Georgetown, DE, was rocked this morning by an apparent seismic event that registered a 5.8 on the Richter scale. The mini-quake was later pinpointed to the offices of Inclind, Inc., where overly-enthusiastic senior developer Steve Robison, Sr. was jumping up and down like a mad man — no doubt the result of the excitement and passion that go into all of the quality websites designed at Inclind.

Later, this afternoon, members of the Inclind team gathered for a solemn and dignified lunch affair: First, while eating and watching a segment of serious educational business documentary “The Office,” individuals from the Inclind office pelted each other with undersized neon Wal-Mart balloons, culminating in a brutal injury to Amanda “Iron Fist” Mitchell at the hands of sneaky Steve “The Chameleon” Robison, Jr. “Iron Fist” Mitchell reported later that she did not see the attack coming… probably because Steve had blended into the wall.

Deciding that balloons were not nearly enough, the Inclind office then assembled outside and proceeded to pelt each other with marshmallows for several minutes. Eye witness reports indicate that Kevin Howett was seen eating marshmallows; allegations that some of the marshmallows he was eating were picked off the ground have not yet been substantiated. Kevin Quillen was spotted trying to freeze his marshmallows — “To get better velocity” — but was disappointed when the marshmallow fight ended too soon.

None of the above is code, nor anything exaggerated… yes, we actually pelted each other with marshmallows today.